The hunt

Tidies up after self … Check
Cooks … Check
Fancy coffee machine … Check
Bakes hot cross buns at Easter … Check
Has ‘better work stories’ … Check
Can probably fix your computer … Check
No (known) major personal hygiene issues … Check
Yet still, no flat for Simon. Maybe I need to show more leg.

Oozing with character

I was at the pool the other day, getting changed, when a boy of about ten walked in. He was short, awkward looking, and quite overweight. His puppy fat jiggled gently when he bent over to pick up his gear bag, an inch of butt-crack showing itself at the top of his pants. He pulled [...]

I say (little)

So far my part in this group-blog thing has been something of a misnomer, unless you were to add “nothing” to the end of the name.
Well, no more!
The problem is, I don’t have that much to say at the moment.