Transubstanti-what?

Let’s start with the bucket fountain.
A off-cast from a Fisher Price set, I’m sure the arty types would have some ponderously creative reason to justify why This Is Significant. Me? The sooner it’s melted into plastic benches the better.
Yet in 2001 Nick Ward gave us Stickmen, and had Paolo Rotondo staring at the edifice in [...]

Hitch yourself up

Simon doesn’t like having attention thrown his way, which is mostly why I’m doing this. I mean, what are friends for, if not for personal abuse?
He’s in Auckland now, while I’m in London. Less than a year ago we were drinking Pinot Noir in front of the fireplace with the rest of the [...]